Krakens Fan Jerseys

Stickin' it to The Man (homemade GFL gear)

One of those damned creative types ... Brandon poses in his unlicensed Kraken's t-shirt. Just wait till Hokor the Hookchest finds out you are making knock-off Krakens' gear. You're screwed, pal.

Dennis Moore is more than a fan, he's ready to step in and fill the shoes of Mitchell Fayed (RIP). Bring the pain, Dennis!

This is perfect Kraken's fan form - get liquored up in pre-game and scream at the party store security camera.

This guy is just flat-out crazy. I have a restraining order against him, and I suggest you all do the same. You don't want any.

Edie "Emo" Olejniczak shows fantastic form - that's not a straight-arm, that's a Tower Republic "death chop" the throws out at Orbiting Death fans.

Brad from NJ knows how to motivate the troops.

Tee "The Mouth" Morris has been commentating Krakens games in interstellar radio for over ten seasons. Despite repeated attempts on his life by Orbiting Death fans, Tee refuses to stop.

"They (Death fans) got close a couple of times, but I'm still kicking. Well, kicking with only one leg, I mean they got real close one time, but still kicking!"

Morris is known by his trademark phrase "they can have my Krakens jersey when they cut if off of my cold, dead, eviscerated body."

Jerry "The Scourge" Scullion is the jet-age genius behind the Krakens' logo, the Krakens' helmet and the GFL logo.

Scullion is also a backup running back with Tier Three experience in the Old Earth league. He could have been Tier One material, but after killing seven players in his five-year career, the League banned him from future play.

Kenneth from New Coventry sent us a picture with him sporting the stylish, black Krakens' sweatshirt.

"I support the Krakens any way I can," Kenneth said. "I wear this sweatshirt all the time, and whenever possible, I kill Orbiting Death fans and make a necklace of their ears."

Now that is a true Kraken's fan. Go, Kenneth, GO!

Mighty Jeremy "The Ice Man" Freese cuts an imposing figure on the Kraken's offensive line. A two-time Pro Bowl right tackle, Jeremy makes sure no one lays a hand on Quentin Barnes or Don Pine.

Look at this guy ... would you go after the QB if you had to get through Freese first? No way, man ... no way.

Charlie The Beer Guy knows how to pose for a picture - with product endorsement in hand. Heard of "The Waterboy?" Charlie provides the Krakens with refreshments too, only, it ain't H20.

The #10 jersey is quite popular in Ionath, and Schrader the Accurate is the man with the plan.

Schrader, the adopted human son of Krakens' owner Gredok the Splithead, runs the concessions at Ionath Stadium.

No, he won't serve you fries, but if your booth doesn't turn a profit, he might serve you to his Ki customers.

Author Christiana Ellis is a die-hard Ionath fan. She's been there from the beginning, since Ionath was an expansion franchise, and was a ten-year season ticket holder when the Krakens won it all.

Ellis has a new book coming out, a kiss-and-tell-all expose on GFL President Kull-Wo-Shik and his long-term involvement with the Shayman Syndicate. Let's hope she's paid for extra security!

It's the Bad Boys of football fandom. Patrick O'Doyle, Dante Paglione and Perry Dawsey, ready to suit up, coach!

Cactusnic, #27, shows what being a pissed-off Krakens' fan is all about! I sure wouldn't want to be a Demolition fan sitting in front of this guy!

Mike Corabe gives high praise to that rookie Ki lineman Mum-O-Killowee. Could Mike Corbabe be any fucking cooler? I don't think so. Mum-O-Killowee decided that when he does start eating Humans again, he's not going to eat Mike. Congrats, Mike!

Annathy sports the first Kraken's "#10 Barnes" jersey photo sent into the GFL. She is is a die-hard Krakens fan, and thinks that "Quentin Barnes is the quarterback of the future!"

Fans of Donald Pine may disagree. However, the Krakens administration will field the best player for each game - let's all cheer for a Kraken's victory!

Kraken's Fan of the Week, Jan 1, 2731

CC Chapman is the host of several podcasts. He is also the FIRST Krakens fan to send in a picture in his jersey. He also looks like a bad-ass in his jersey. Look at this creature!